"My therapist told me the way to achieve inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M & M’s and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
Dave Barry
THE EXPENSIVE COUCH
I had to see my shrink today
I thought my train of thought derailed
It always seems to be this way
With projects I start have failed
He listened like he always does
Complaints, yes, I had many
I wanted to go back in time
To the days when I was skinny
There was always so much energy
I was sure to get things done
It was but just a snap for me
To finish more projects than just one
It is funny I blame my addled mind
Instead of my advancing years
For the roadblocks I tend more to find
Within my atmosphere
So now I write another check
As often I tend to do
For a therapist to hunt and peck
About what the heck I already knew
DroneFingers
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