MARK TWAIN.
In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside 24 hours.
VARIETY, MOTHER NATURE'S PRACTICAL JOKE
Frosted windows, snow flurries, a little bit of sleet
Rain has come and gone leaving mud beneath our feet
Thunderstorms and shooting stars, wind in such a fury
Clearing sky, sunny morning, blizzard coming we must hurry
Buds are popping on the branches, grass is turning green
Blink or nap for just a minute and the skies are looking mean
Warming up just enough to wear our favorite shorts
Hurry home to change 'cause Mother Nature is out of sorts
Fed up with the changes we consider moving south
But the newly settled snowbirds find a hurricane rocks the house
Tornados in the midwest, a blizzard in the east
Earthquakes move the west coast and our weather's just a beast
We are either sweating bullets or in a rainstorm being soaked
Good old Mother Nature serves another practical joke