To be the ideal guest, stay at home. (E.W. Howe)
STAY HOME
Do not a party animal be
Refrain from coming to visit me
If all you offer is boring conversation
Little humor and desperation
Stay away if you growl or yawn
Belch or fart, and man, you're gone
If all you do is cry and moan
Do us a favor and stay at home
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